赤裸裸的滑稽故事

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!

　　一位是作風矯健、機智幽默的聯邦特工威斯特（威爾·史密斯 Will Smith 飾），一位是愛耍聰明的易容大師高登（凱文·克萊恩 Kevin Kline 飾），這兩個看似一山不容二虎的狠角色卻被總統同時召見了，原因是授命他們一同追捕一名神秘毒辣的科學家連環殺手。威斯特和高登只好在摩擦碰撞中培養默契，竟然很快成為一對絕配拍檔。經過調查，兩人發現原來幕后黑手竟然是曾經的天才博士勒弗里斯（肯尼思·布拉納 Kenneth Branagh 飾），他因在一次實驗中失去雙腿，只好永久呆在輪椅上，然而殘缺的個性與對社會的怨恨讓他開始到處作亂，甚至發明了一架巨型的蜘蛛機器濫殺無辜，并企圖謀殺總統，統治美國。危機迫在眉睫，威斯特和高登分頭來到新奧爾良，駕駛著一列布滿機關的火車迎戰蜘蛛博士，一場古怪武器間的斗智斗勇已悄然展開……

　　Mini Mo（鄭秀文飾）遭受失戀的打擊后，飲食失去控制后體重升至260磅，窈窕身材不再。她與初戀情人黑川約定在十年后的日本相見，但舊貌不再的她深感自卑。偶然相識了跟她同樣體型極胖的肥佬（劉德華飾），肥佬非常同情她，決定要幫她重塑魔鬼身材。肥佬以地獄式減肥方法鍛煉Mini，為了讓她減肥成功，得到更多的金錢讓她上專業美容院減肥，肥佬不惜在街頭被拳擊換取酬勞。令Mini感動不已。　　Mini恢復原貌前去赴約，黑川向她提出求婚，可是她心中仍念念不忘為她默默付出的肥佬，盼望跟他重逢的一天。

　　Star QB Drayton and dancer Dallas face relationship challenges amid his recovery from a setback and her doubts about her future. Their bond strains as they deal with distance and personal changes.