屌絲騎士

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講述了色胚男主人公誠(chéng)豪介，轉(zhuǎn)入了一所;女尊男卑 的超大小姐學(xué)園，為了爭(zhēng)取男權(quán)、廢除;三禁向自治會(huì)會(huì)長(zhǎng)美崎靜香宣戰(zhàn)。決戰(zhàn)當(dāng)日卻慘遭兇惡教師嵐鐵美迫害，豪介的色情能量，能否拯救全校的危機(jī)？他又能否成為靜香的騎士 ？ 　　

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講述了色胚男主人公誠(chéng)豪介，轉(zhuǎn)入了一所;女尊男卑 的超大小姐學(xué)園，為了爭(zhēng)取男權(quán)、廢除;三禁向自治會(huì)會(huì)長(zhǎng)美崎靜香宣戰(zhàn)。決戰(zhàn)當(dāng)日卻慘遭兇惡教師嵐鐵美迫害，豪介的色情能量，能否拯救全校的危機(jī)？他又能否成為靜香的騎士 ？ 　　

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河童之子

　　影片講述了一位母親和兩個(gè)兒子在日本度假的故事。他們的小兒子差點(diǎn)淹死在湖里，事故發(fā)生后不久，父母意識(shí)到他們的兒子出了問(wèn)題。

瘋狂動(dòng)物園

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!

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　　某座城市的驗(yàn)尸房，艾米（丹妮爾·哈麗絲 Danielle Harris 飾）行色匆匆，準(zhǔn)備參加親朋為她準(zhǔn)備的生日派對(duì)。而就在此時(shí)，慘無(wú)人道的大屠殺在城中另一個(gè)角落發(fā)生，九人遇害，而屠戮他們的兇手雅克布·古德奈特（Glen Jacobs 格蘭·“凱恩”·雅克布 飾）也在救護(hù)車(chē)上咽下最后一口氣。眼看派對(duì)泡湯，艾米只得和同事賽斯（卡吉-埃里克·埃里克森 Kaj-Erik Eriksen 飾）打起精神準(zhǔn)備接收送來(lái)的尸體。而就在此時(shí)，艾米的哥哥威爾（格里斯頓·霍爾特 Greyston Holt 飾）帶著凱拉（切蘭·西蒙斯 Chelan Simmons 飾）、塔瑪拉（凱瑟琳·伊莎貝爾 Katharine Isabelle 飾）等好友潛入驗(yàn)尸房，精心為妹妹準(zhǔn)備了盛大歡快的派對(duì)。　　膽大妄為的男女們縱情歌舞，卻不料雅各布已悄然醒來(lái)……