牛鬼蛇神

評分：6.4 播放：99萬 更新：2026-04-25
主演： 李菁 夏萍 宗華 姜南 石天 

《秀才遇見兵》：軍隊入城，老學究徐秀才（程剛 飾）為免生事端，嚴禁弱智兒子玉杰（石天 飾）和美麗的女兒玉珍上街。誰想正逢佳節，兩個貪玩的孩子偷偷外出，偶然邂逅方營長。方迷戀玉珍的美貌，想盡辦法要抱得美人歸。無奈徐秀才雖然色心不死，但表面迂腐守舊，冥頑不靈，與方營長及其下屬上演連番斗智斗勇的鬧劇 《牛鬼蛇神》：某地民眾信奉青蛇變化的二青爺，因而青蛇所在的道觀終日香火不斷，求神問卜者絡繹不絕，暗地樂壞了恣意斂財的道士們；衣冠楚楚的朱華（宗華 飾）和妻子淑珍（夏萍 飾）來到這里，卻將一陌生的乞丐婆認作親娘；街頭唱曲的小呂邂逅三個美艷女子，稀里糊涂上演一出三英戰呂布，誰曾想終成他人賺錢的工具。朗朗乾坤，盜騙橫行 　

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