大內密探之零零性性

評分：7.2 播放：01萬 更新：2026-04-22
主演： 徐錦江 關寶慧 

別名：玉蒲團笑傳 外文名：Yu pui tsuen III 上映時間：香港 Hong Kong 1996年8月10日 明朝大內密探零零零，懼妻如虎，一心為國效忠；惋惜在其臥底生涯中，從沒 大內密探之零零xingxing 被委派任務。妻子雪兒，鬼谷子后人，略懂占卜皇相，觸覺敏銳，略帶神經質。一日，零零零被上司李義派往妓院;迎春閣內，調查春-害人一事，零認為大材小用，迫于無奈答應，返家告之雪，雪大發雷霆，認為事非同小可即替零占卜問卦，得悉此行略帶風險，零苦苦哀求，雪才應允其出征。 零苦思之丅，終以作《玉蒲團》一書為名，留在院內，芳得悉有外人混入，決往問個畢竟，零欲辯難辯，終允書中女主角以芳為名，才可脫身。 零在;迎春閣內，又要討好眾人，又要寫丅眾人的犯罪證據；又要面對珠、云的誘惑；又要擔心雪隨時因問卦不利的撞來；又要面對上司的壓力，忙得不可開交，有甜、有苦、有血有淚。

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